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 Post subject: Dumbest joke ever
PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:42 am 
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Sorry guys I couldn't help myself.

What's the difference between a monkey and bicycle?... They both climb trees except the bicycle...

Told you.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:18 pm 
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Two muffins are in an oven, one says, "Hot enough for you."

The other turns and screams,"Holy crap, a talking muffin!"


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:50 pm 
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Did you hear the one about the germs?

Sorry, I don't want to spread it.

(From a Dixie cup ad)

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:18 pm 
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:roll: :lol:

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A man and his wife from the US are travelling to Israel when the wife dies. The undertaker says that he can bury her in the there for $500 or he can have her shipped back to the US for $5,000. The husband says he wants her shipped back home. The undertaker asks why would he spend $5,000 to send her home when he can have her burried in the Holy Land for $500. The husband replies, "About 2000 years ago a man walked in the Holy Land and after he died and was burried, he came back to life after 3 days and I just can't take the chance."


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All the jokes I know wouldn't be at home here...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:12 pm 
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After my ducks get thru diving and swimming in the pond, they want to rest up because they are "tired and feathered".... 8) :? :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Two drunks walk into a bar... you'd think one of them would have seen it!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :? :?

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Tahutihotep wrote:
Two drunks walk into a bar... you'd think one of them would have seen it!


From my experience with dealing with drunks, no you wouldn't.

Two drunks walking, now that's a funny sight :twisted:

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