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 Post subject: Ultimate female joke
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:46 pm 
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Location: HARTSHORNE, OKLA.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
womenfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.


The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As men will.)


Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one
condition."


Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.


The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words."


The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
slowly and meaningfully said.........








"Clean my house."

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