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Author:  willygoat [ Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:10 am ]
Post subject:  High Water

Not sure if this is here or not.

A man was driving along a country road when he comes over a hill and sees water across the road. Having seen a farm house a quarter mile back, he turns around to ask the farmer if it is passable.

When he asked the farmer how deep it is, the farmer said, "I think it's only about 6 inches deep."

Having heard this, the man thinks he can make it through the water. He starts down the hill again and drives into the water. Before he knows it, the water is up over the roof and he's completely under water.

After struggling to get out, he trudges up to the farmer's house. The man said, "I thought you said it was only 6 inches deep!"

The farmer replyed, "Well, it's only chest high on my ducks."

Author:  Tahutihotep [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:10 pm ]
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Yes, but ducks can stretch their legs out a loooong way

here's your sign

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