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 Post subject: Bad Huskers Joke
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:06 am 
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I want to preface this by saying that I AM a Nebraska fan. A slightly disappointed fan, but a fan none the less. I also believe that if you can't laugh at yourself or your team than you should pick something else to be a fan of. Any way, here's a joke about the good ole' Cornhuskers

A guy walks into a bar wearing a Huskers jersey, and carrying a cat that also has a Huskers jersey on with a little Huskers helmet on his head, too.

The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Huskers game here? My TV is broke and my cat and I always watch the game together".

The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the Huskers kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says, Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"

The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:54 am 
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:lol: :lol: ....GOOD ONE....especially since i am a sooners fan....and a small osu fan....life is always better when we can laugh instead of gettin angry... :D

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lol that is crazy :twisted: funny


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:26 am 
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Here's another one that I forgot to add the other day.

During the Oklahoma State/Nebraska game, the Huskers were down by five points. With 1:22 left in the game, the Huskers get the ball on their 40 yard line. Suddenly, a car back fires in the parking lot. The OSU players, thinking it was the final gun, walked off the field. Three plays later the Huskers had to settle for a field goal.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:12 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:12 pm 
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According to most people here in Omaha, the Husker world is righted. Tom Osborne is now the interim AD. Woopee. Too bad he won't be the one making (or missing) tackles. Sorry, I promised myself not to let this get all serious and grumbly.

Anyone else got funny jokes about them? I find it entertaining.


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Got a new one for ya!

HUSKER NEWS - PRACTICE DELAYED

NEWS BRIEF:

Nebraska Cornhusker's football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours
after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the
practice field. Head coach, Bill Callahan immediately suspended practice
while Lincoln City police and federal investigators were called to
investigate.

After a complete *&%^, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was
unlikely to encounter the substance again.


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 Post subject: hell of a story
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:48 pm 
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an old Machinist's Mate finally died, and as per his request, went straight to Hell.

Satan wanted to torment him, but hard as he tried, he could not get the MM to stop smiling. it was clear that the old snipe was enjoying himself. The devil cranked up the heat again and again, to the point where even he was miserable, but the old MM seemed to love it even more. So, Satan gave up and turned the heat back down to a mere 120 degrees. soon after, he found the machinist's mate huddles up in a corner, desperately trying to stay warm.

"W-W-What happened?" the old snipe chattered through his shiverring teeth, "D-D-Did the Huskers win a championship or something?"

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:03 am 
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LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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