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 Post subject: New word
PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:29 pm 
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With all of the recent pre-election polls coming up very close, a new word has been developed.

Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year...


Sorry, couldn't resist a little political humor.


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 Post subject: Re: New word
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:13 am 
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How about this one:
A man is stranded in the ocean when he come upon an island. he swims ashore, exhausted. A clock-maker who lives on the island takes him in and gives him a meal. The man is surprised by a large number of clocks in the room. He asks the clock-maker, "what is with all the clocks?"
The clock-maker says "There is one clock here for every person in the world. every time that person lies, his/her clock ticks."
The man ask's, "Where is Barack Obama's clock?"
The clock-maker replies, "I use that to power my helicopter!"


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 Post subject: Re: New word
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:31 pm 
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To each his own Liz. In this election, everybody lies. Trust no one over the age of 30. wc


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 Post subject: Re: New word
PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:12 pm 
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Meh - Politicians are like military recruiters.

You can tell that they are lying because their lips are moving.


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