Fiddlers Green

hey i was wondering if you guys could post some really funny clean blond jokes,

thx alot

Barry

How about this

In Omaha, it was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when a blonde lady got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.

She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She remembered a friend's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard, she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.


This made the blonde feel much better and sure enough in a little while, a snow plow went by, and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow, she was feeling very smug as they continued, and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.

After quite sometime had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled her to roll down her window.


The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right, as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of the advice she'd received to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was OK with him, and she could continue if she wanted...but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Kmart next.

dude that is funny!

my daughter just emailed me this one

A blonde was weedeating her grass when she accidentally cut off her cats tail that was hiding in the grass......she rushed the cat and and the tail off to the localWal-Mart..........WHY Wal-mart?????????????......... helloooooooooo.....every one knows that Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the U.S........

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Never say anything you wouldnt think out loud!
Take your time leavin.....but hurry back!!!!
Every tub has to sit on its own bottom!!!!

Oww, my sides! That is AWESOME

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

The white out on the screen.

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A blonde wearing headphones went into a beauty salon and sat down to get a haircut.

The stylist advised her she needed to remove the headphones before he could do her hair.

"Oh no," said the blonde, "I'd just die if I had to take these off."

Again the stylist advised the blonde she needed to take the headphones off or he wouldn't be able to cut her hair.

"Can't you cut around them?" asked the blonde, "I don't want to take them off."

After several more minutes of arguing, the stylist finally gave in and turned around to grab his scissors. As he turned back around, he quickly grabbed the headphones and ripped them off of the blondes head.

The blonde promptly stopped breathing and died.

Putting the headphones on his head, the stylist heard, "Breathe in, pause, breathe out." repeating continuosly

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We have enough youth. How about a "Fountain of Smart".

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Laterz
Possm_23
Never say anything you wouldnt think out loud!
Take your time leavin.....but hurry back!!!!
Every tub has to sit on its own bottom!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!! those are sooo funny!!! here are a few of my own. how do you drown a blonde? put a scatch and sniff stincker at the bottom of the pool. how many blondes does it take to make choc. chip cookies? 1 to stir and two to peel the M'M's. how did the blonde break her arm? she fell out of a tree while raking leaves

Q: What do you call a Blonde who dyes her hair brown?


A: Artificial intelligence

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I'm not wierd! I'm normality impaired!

"How much to, like, fix that dent in my car?" asked the blonde. The body shop foreman barely looked at the dent. His shop was jammed with more business at the moment than he wanted to take on so he decided to have a little fun at her expense.
"That's not much of a dent, lady, you'd be better off fixing it yourself," he said. "All you gotta do is blow hard into the exhaust pipe and it'll pop right out, good as new."
"Oh, thank you, like, so much," she gushed and promptly drove home. Excited, she got down on her knees on the driveway and began blowing with all her strength into the exhaust pipe.
At that moment her roommate (a Clairol redhead) drove up.
"What in the hell are you doing, honey?" she exclaimed. The blonde straightened up and repeated what the foreman had told her.
"You blithering idiot!!" her roommate scoffed. "You have to roll up the windows first!"